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PLEASE NOTE about the secret passages: I’d tell my architects “Surprise me.” and let them put them where they want without telling me. I’d give them a number of how many secret places there should be and have them vary in difficulty to find!
Another thing I will surely have is themed guest rooms! So when guests come over to stay, I can ask them “Do you want to stay in the Science Fiction guest room or the Aquarium room? How about in the Tree House?”
I need that ballroom right now, man. You could skid across the floor and it would shoot sparkles and ripples behind you like on a big touch-screen!
I will also abuse my fabulous, obviously impending wealth to feud with my brothers. I will hire Mike Meyers to follow them around in-character as Shrek, never allowing him to break character, even to apologize.
So, Tumblr, tell me all about YOUR cool mansions! Maybe we will be neighbors!

PLEASE NOTE about the secret passages: I’d tell my architects “Surprise me.” and let them put them where they want without telling me. I’d give them a number of how many secret places there should be and have them vary in difficulty to find!
Another thing I will surely have is themed guest rooms! So when guests come over to stay, I can ask them “Do you want to stay in the Science Fiction guest room or the Aquarium room? How about in the Tree House?”
I need that ballroom right now, man. You could skid across the floor and it would shoot sparkles and ripples behind you like on a big touch-screen!
I will also abuse my fabulous, obviously impending wealth to feud with my brothers. I will hire Mike Meyers to follow them around in-character as Shrek, never allowing him to break character, even to apologize.
So, Tumblr, tell me all about YOUR cool mansions! Maybe we will be neighbors!

PLEASE NOTE about the secret passages: I’d tell my architects “Surprise me.” and let them put them where they want without telling me. I’d give them a number of how many secret places there should be and have them vary in difficulty to find!
Another thing I will surely have is themed guest rooms! So when guests come over to stay, I can ask them “Do you want to stay in the Science Fiction guest room or the Aquarium room? How about in the Tree House?”
I need that ballroom right now, man. You could skid across the floor and it would shoot sparkles and ripples behind you like on a big touch-screen!
I will also abuse my fabulous, obviously impending wealth to feud with my brothers. I will hire Mike Meyers to follow them around in-character as Shrek, never allowing him to break character, even to apologize.
So, Tumblr, tell me all about YOUR cool mansions! Maybe we will be neighbors!





